[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:09.62]Life was so peaceful at the laundry [00:14.00]Life was so calm and serene [00:18.67]Life was trees gay [00:21.19]Till that unlucky day [00:23.65]I happened to read that magazine [00:27.52]Why did I read that advertisement [00:31.25]Where it says [00:32.13]Since I rumba Jim thinks I'm sublime [00:36.04]Why oh why did I ever try [00:40.90]When I didn't have the talent [00:43.90]I didn't have the money [00:46.40]And teacher did not have the time mau [00:54.44]Arthur Murray taught me dancin' in a hurry [01:00.07]I had a week to spare [01:02.68]He showed me the ground work [01:03.85]The walkin' around work [01:05.08]And told me to take it from there [01:09.09]Arthur Murray then advised me not to worry [01:14.83]It'd come out all right [01:17.42]To my way of thinkin' it's came up stinkin' [01:19.62]I don't know my left from my right [01:24.04]The people around me can all sing [01:26.65]A one and a two and a three [01:29.30]But any resemblance to waltzing [01:31.70]Is just coincidental with me [01:34.10]'Cause Arthur Murray taught me dancin' in a hurry [01:39.87]And so I took a chance [01:42.51]To me it resembles the nine day trembles [01:44.79]But he guarantees it's a dance [01:55.77]My tango resembles a two step [01:58.39]My rumba makes people turn pale [02:01.34]My conga goes into a goose step [02:03.80]Till the FBI is doggin' my trail [02:06.34]'Cause Arthur Murray taught me dancin' in a hurry [02:12.29]Maybe the stars were wrong [02:14.85]If I ain't a menace to Ruth St Dennis [02:16.99]I'll do until one comes along [02:22.49]Turkey trot [02:23.07]Or gavotte [02:23.88]Don't know which [02:24.51]Don't know what [02:25.10]Jitterbug [02:25.80]Bunny hug [02:26.41]Long as you [02:27.05]Cut a rug [02:27.80]Lindy hop [02:28.49]Till you drop [02:29.18]Ball the Jack [02:29.84]Back to back [02:30.51]Cheek to cheek [02:31.19]Till you're weak [02:35.00]You've heard of pavlova [02:35.96]Well jack move over [02:37.39]Make way for the queen of the dance