[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:15.91]In Sherwood Forest [00:19.02]There dwelt a knight [00:21.90]Who was known [00:23.26]As the righteous Sir Greenbaum [00:40.68]And many dragons [00:43.73]Had felt the might [00:46.76]Of the smite [00:48.05]Of the righteous Sir Greenbaum [00:53.71]I chanced upon him one morn [00:59.45]When he'd recently rescued a maiden fair [01:06.43]Why  why art thou so forlorn [01:12.26]Sir Greenbaum  is thy heart heavy laden [01:28.02]Said he  "Forsooth [01:31.55]'Tis a sorry plight [01:34.98]That engendered my attitude bluish" [01:42.11]Said he  "I don't wanna be a knight [01:48.27]That's no job for a boy who is Jewish" [02:01.22]All day with the mighty sword [02:03.57]And the mighty steed and the mighty lance [02:06.58]All day with that heavy shield [02:09.10]And a pair of aluminum pants [02:11.96]All day with the slaying and slewing [02:14.82]And smiting and smoting like Robin Hood [02:17.20]Oh  wouldst I could kick the habit [02:21.51]And give up smoting for good [02:32.41]And so he said to the other knights [02:38.82]"You may have my possessions and my goods [02:45.67]For I am moving to Shaker Heights [02:51.94]Where I've got some connections in dry goods [02:59.24]Farewell to the dragon's paw [03:04.77]And the other swashbuckling games and sports [03:11.28]I'll work for my father in law [03:17.19]When I marry Miss Guinevere Schwartz"