[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:03.79]Three little unexpected children simultaneously [00:06.73]The doctor brought us in you can see [00:08.37]That we'll be three forever and E I O [00:11.88]You wouldn't know how agonizing being triplets can be [00:14.75]Each one is individually the victim of that clinical day [00:18.42]E I O [00:19.79]Every summer we go away to Baden Baden Baden [00:23.27]Every winter we come back home to Walla Walla Walla [00:28.71]We do everything alike [00:30.79]We look alike we dress alike [00:33.05]We walk alike we talk alike [00:34.76]And what is more [00:35.63]We hate each other very much [00:37.91]We hate our folks [00:39.21]We're sick of jokes about [00:40.40]How hard it is to tell us apart [00:42.83]If one of us gets the measles [00:44.64]The other one gets the measles [00:46.45]Then all of us gets the measles [00:48.24]And mumps and croup [00:50.38]How I wish I had a gun a little gun [00:53.83]It would be fun to shoot the other [00:55.83]Two and only be one [00:57.57]Mrs Hildendorfer loves to talk to Mrs Goldenbasser [01:01.16]Of the day she went to Sloane's and had her silly Willy [01:04.83]Mrs Hassencooper loves to talk to Mrs Eldenspritzel [01:08.31]Of her major operation when she had her twins [01:11.85]But when mother comes along she silences the others [01:15.63]She accomplished something that is very rare in mothers [01:19.31]For example just to prove that she was more than ample [01:22.50]She admits Lane Bryant thought that they were measuring a giant [01:26.50]Dr Heimerdanner almost lost his bedside manner [01:29.61]On the day that he first slipped upon us three [01:33.62]We do everything alike [01:35.69]We look alike we dress alike [01:37.99]We talk alike we walk alike [01:39.76]And what is more [01:40.68]We hate each other very much [01:42.91]We hate our folks [01:44.22]We're sick of jokes on what an art [01:46.10]It is to tell us apart [01:47.88]We eat the same kind of vittle [01:49.70]We drink from the same kind of bottles [01:51.44]We sit in the same kind of [01:52.59]High chair high chair high chair [01:55.33]Momma says that we're a bore [01:57.48]And what is more [01:58.71]She didn't want to have us [02:00.44]And we didn't wanna have her [02:05.63]No more