[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:02.69]OK children quiet down  quiet down [00:05.72]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day [00:09.99]His name is Mr  Shady [00:12.34]Children quiet down please [00:14.28]Brian don't throw that shut up ) [00:16.29]Mr  Shady will be your new substitute [00:18.08]While Mr  Kaniff is out with pneumonia he's got aids ) [00:20.61]Good luck Mr  Shady [00:22.21]Hi there little boys and girls [00:24.33]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels [00:26.15]But first  I'd like you to meet my friend Bob Huh ) [00:28.99]Say hi Bob   Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom [00:31.55]And he don't got a job  cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot [00:34.25]But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot [00:36.76]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot [00:39.77]And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock [00:42.14]When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog [00:45.16]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks [00:48.14]And even if they escaped and they got the cops [00:50.27]The ladies would all be so afraid  they would drop the charge [00:53.40]Til one night Mrs  Stacey went off the job [00:55.63]When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk [00:58.33]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off [01:00.98]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker [01:03.94]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka [01:06.29]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a  [01:09.27]He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her [01:11.85]And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her [01:14.46]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander [01:16.43]They never found her  and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner [01:19.60]And that's the story of Bob and his mar***ana [01:21.69]And what it might do to you [01:23.19]So see if the squirrels want any  it's bad for you [01:25.48]See children  d**gs are bad [01:27.57]And if you don't believe me  ask ya dad ask him man) [01:30.22]And if you don't believe him  ask ya mom that's right) [01:32.87]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time she will) [01:35.44]So kids say no to d**gs that's right) [01:37.44]So you don't act like everyone else does uh-huh) [01:40.45]Then there's really nothin' else to say sing along) [01:43.56]D**gs are just bad  O-K [01:45.96]My penis is the size of a peanut  have you seen it [01:48.54]**** no you ain't seen it  it's the size of a peanut Huh ) [01:51.31]Speakin' of peanuts  you know what else is bad for squirrels [01:53.76]Ecstasy is the worst d**g in the world [01:56.24]If someone ever offers it to you  don't do it [01:58.67]Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid [02:01.28]And spinal fluid is final  you won't get it back [02:03.92]So don't get attached  it'll attack every bone in your back [02:06.50]Meet Zach  twenty-one years old [02:08.56]After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party  he gets bold [02:11.80]And decides to try five  when he's bribed by five guys [02:14.33]And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it [02:17.46]Suddenly  he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyper-drive [02:20.63]And his eyes roll back in his skull [02:22.64]His back starts tah  look like the McDonald's Arches [02:25.15]He's on Donald's carpet  layin' horizontal barfin' [02:27.68]And everyone in the apar**ent starts laughin' at him [02:30.20]Adam  Zach is a jack***  look at him [02:33.10]Cause they took it too  so they think it's funny [02:35.31]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money [02:38.18]Meanwhile  Zach's in a coma  the action is over [02:41.17]And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga [02:43.93]And that's the story of Zach  the ecstasy maniac [02:46.17]So don't even feed that to squirrels cl***  cause it's bad for you [03:10.26]And last but not least  one of the most humongous [03:12.37]Problems among young people today  is fungus [03:15.68]It grows from cow manure  they pick it out  wipe it off [03:18.30]Bag it up  and you put it right in your mouth and chew it [03:20.77]Yum yum  Then you start to see some dumb stuff [03:23.17]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em [03:25.64]And sometimes you see things that aren't there Like what ) [03:28.47]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair [03:30.30]Mr  Shady what's a G-string ) It's yarn Claire [03:33.68]Women stick 'em up their behinds  go out and wear 'em Huh ) [03:36.70]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms [03:38.72]Whoops  did I say magic mushrooms  I meant fungus [03:40.94]Ya tongue gets  all swoll' up like a cow's tongue How come ) [03:44.93]Cause it comes from a cow's dung Gross ) [03:47.29]See d**gs are bad  it's a common fact [03:49.00]But your mom and dad  know that's all that I'm good at Oh ) [03:52.13]But don't be me  cause if you grow up and you go and O D [03:55.14]They're gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee [03:58.07]And get a disguise and hide  cause it'll be my fault [04:00.36]So don't do d**gs  and do exactly as I don't [04:02.11]Cause I'm bad for you [04:24.23]Come on children  clap along shut up ) [04:27.09]Sing along children Suck my mother****in' d**k ) [04:29.79]D**gs are just bad  d**gs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me ) [04:33.25]So don't do d**gs Suck my mother****in' penis ) [04:36.27]So there'll be more for me Hippie  God d**nit ) [04:41.55]Mushrooms killed Kenny  stern)fartstern) Ew  ah ) [04:47.70]So  ****ed up  right now)