[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.36]danny kaye - Anatole Of Paris [00:09.12]It all began when I was born a month too soon [00:15.38]My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon [00:22.36]Pa was forced to be a hobo [00:25.02]Because he played the oboe [00:27.64]And the oboe it is clearly understood [00:32.13]Is an ill wind that no one blows good [00:37.81]I'll never forget the morning [00:40.00]That grandpa ate the awning [00:41.40]To impress a pretty lady [00:43.08]Who went for men that were shady [00:46.78]Then my uncle Josie lit the Chicago fire [00:50.73]Ran off to Hawaii with the o'leary cow [00:55.06]Which his loving wife resented [00:56.45]And there upon invented [00:58.44]A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow [01:02.33]And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics [01:04.39]Of this family of inbred schizophrenics [01:05.79]The end of a long long line of bats [01:09.44]I design women's hats [01:15.25]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:17.60]I shriek with chic my hat of the week [01:20.76]Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses [01:23.77]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:25.36]The hats I sell make husbands yell [01:28.45]Is that a hat or a two room flat [01:31.71]Let me get my paw [01:32.81]On a little piece of straw and viola [01:36.03]A chapeau at 60 bucks a throw [01:41.08]It's how I pull and chew on it [01:42.86]The little things I do on it [01:46.22]Like placing yards of lacing [01:47.68]Or a bicycle built for two on it [01:51.20]The little ones the big ones [01:52.85]The sat on by a pig ones [01:54.42]The foolish ones that perch [01:56.14]And the ghoulish ones that lurch [01:58.31]The one called whiskey sour [01:59.60]Designed for the cocktail hour [02:01.39]A little snip a potato chip [02:04.37]And a trifle off the Eiffel tower [02:06.56]I'm Anatole of Paris I must design [02:09.74]I'm just like wine I go to your head [02:16.41]Give me thread and the needle [02:20.78]I itch I twitch to stitch [02:22.22]I'm a glutton for cutting [02:23.66]For putting with a button [02:24.95]To snip and pluck nip and tuck [02:26.49]Fix and trim plan the brim [02:28.13]Tote that barge lift that bail [02:45.94]And why do I sew each new chapeau [02:49.02]With a style they most look positively grim in [02:52.84]Strictly between us entre-nous I hate women