[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.50]Otto Titsling - Bette Midler (贝蒂·米德勒) [00:12.84]Otto titsling inventor and crout [00:15.45]Had nothing to get very worked up about [00:18.40]His inventions were failures his future seemed bleak [00:21.55]He fled to the opera at least twice a week [00:29.28]One night at the opera he saw an Aida [00:32.85]Who's bust were so big they would often impede her [00:37.12]Bug eyed he watched her fall into the pit [00:40.72]Done in by the weight of those terrible tits [00:44.24]Oh my God there she blows [00:47.29]Aerodynamically this girl was a mess [00:50.32]Otto eye balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds [00:53.75]And he suddenly felt the fire or inspiration [00:55.19]Flood his soul [00:56.56]He ran back to his workshop [00:58.02]Where he futzed and futzed and futzed [01:01.39]For Otto titsling had found his quest [01:04.45]To lift and mold the female breast [01:07.50]To point the small ones to the sky [01:10.28]To keep the big ones high and dry [01:15.30]Every night he'd sweat and snort [01:18.24]Searching for the right support [01:21.08]He tried some string and paper clips [01:23.82]Hey he even tried his own two lips [01:29.09]Well he stiched and he slaved [01:30.44]And he slaved and he stitched [01:31.44]Until finally one night in the wee hours of morning [01:34.03]Otto arose from his workbench triumphant [01:37.03]Yes he had invented the worlds first [01:39.02]Over the shoulder boulder holder hooray [01:44.13]Exhausted but ecstatic Otto ran out to the diva [01:46.49]Bearing the prototype in his hot little hand [01:48.72]Now the diva did not want to try the darn thing on [01:51.04]But after many initial mishaps [01:52.95]She finally did [01:54.08]And the sigh of relief that issued forth [01:55.57]From the her mouth [01:56.50]Was so loud that it was mistaken by some [01:58.87]To be the early onset of the seraken winds [02:00.49]Which would often roll through the schwarzwald [02:02.31]With a vengeance [02:08.02]But little did Otto know [02:09.99]At the moment of his greatest triumph [02:12.13]Lurking under the divas bed [02:13.52]Was none other than the very worst [02:15.33]Of the french patentees [02:17.53]Phillip debrassiere [02:20.35]And Phil was watching the scene [02:21.52]With a great deal of interest [02:27.44]Later that night while our broom Hilda slept [02:30.13]Into the wardrobe Phillip softly crept [02:33.06]He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore [02:36.13]Til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door [02:39.55]Crying oh my God what joy what bliss [02:43.18]I'm gonna make me a million from this [02:45.84]Every woman in the world will wanna buy one [02:48.64]I would have all the goods manufactures in Taiwan [02:56.27]The result of this swindle is pointedly clear [03:02.86]Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere